Mom recently forwarded the below tidbit:
MIDDLE AGE TEXTING CODES:
ATD – at the doctor.
BFF – best friend fell.
BTW – bring the wheelchair.
BYOT – bring your own teeth.
FWIW – forgot where I was.
GGPBL – gotta go, pacemaker battery low.
GHA – got heartburn again.
IMHO – is my hearing aid on?
LMDO – laughing my dentures out.
OMMR – on my massage recliner.
ROFLACGU – rolling on floor laughing and can’t get up.
TTYL – talk to you louder!
I couldn’t help but think that most of these could easily apply to spoonies and decided to add a few more:
- GGFMM – Gotta go, forgot my meds.
- SEBRB – Side effects, be right back.
- WMC – Where’s my cane?
- DTP – Dropped the phone.
- CBO – Can’t bend over.
- HWO – Hip went out.
- WDII – What day is it?
- FWIWS – Forgot what I was saying…