It must be Monday…
- Poor night’s sleep? Check.
- Back twinges? Check.
- Big allergic reaction to insect bites? Check.
- Favourite shoe breaks? Check.
- Stabbing headache behind my right eye? Check.
Of course, in true “WTF” fashion:
- Sneezing fit in mid-traffic that miraculously relegates incipient migraine to mild headache? Check.
I guess it’s a birthday miracle- I’ll take it. Seriously, probably one of the weirdest things I’ve ever experienced in my life. I will now be paranoid about blood clots and aneurysms all day. Fun.
I am now going to order myself something sparkly for my birthday. Sadly, it is a pill case, but hey- at least it sparkles! In addition to my umbrella and space heater, I now also have a gift card to a home bath store and silverware. Really. I know that I am getting older because I’m pretty happy about it, heh.
If the coffee shop does not have my favourite brownies today I am going to pout.